I think skeletons are scary. Always have. I remember one episode of Scooby Doo scaring the hell out of me when I was a kid once because the bad guy was a skeleton. Sea monsters and ghost miners didn’t faze me, but that skeleton sure spooked me. “Nightmare on Elm Street 3, The Dream Warrior” had a skeletal Freddy that I thought was one of the best effects ever for a walking/fighting skeleton. (I’m sure that if I saw it today it would pale in comparison to my memories.) Then “Army of Darkness” had an army of the things, but they still looked like puppets.

Today, we’re going to take things down a notch. We’re going to lower the level of humor here today, really drop it down. Consider yourself warned.